Your Mama So Dirty

  • Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot ass on a cold day.
  • Yo momma’s so dirty she slowed down speed stick.
  • Yo momma's drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out.
  • Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
  • Yo momma’s so dirty she made right guard turn left.
    • Yo momma's breath is so stinky she needs odor eaters.
    • Yo momma’s so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused!
    • Yo momma’s so smelly that the gasmask became a fashion statement.
    • Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
    • Yo momma’s teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin' on popcorn!
    • Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiled you could see Dorothy skipping across her teeth!
     
    • Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk.
    • Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6
    • Yo momma's so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool.
     
    • Yo momma's breath is so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck.
    • Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
    • Yo momma’s breath so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac.