Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.

Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.

Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: "How do you boo?"

Q: What did the policeman say when a spider ran down his back?
A: "You're under a vest!"

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.

Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.

Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch.