Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!