Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.

Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?
A: There's swerve marks in front of the dog

Q: Why are black peoples hands white?
A: Because there always leening up aganst cop cars.

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?

A: You swerve around the pothole.

Q: What happened to the 5 black guys that drove off a cliff in a cady?
A: Who gives a shit!!

Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river?
A: An oil spill

Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting

Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp

Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???
A: An alabama windchime

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?

Q: Why can't black's,live in the country side.
A: There's no street corners.

Q: Why can't black people spell.
A: Because there black.

Q: How do you starve a negro to death?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel

Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?
A: A microphone.

Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black

Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us

Q: What do you call a black man at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Polution

Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Whats yellow, black in the middle and funny?
A: A school bus full of blacks driving off a cliff

Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to.

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving?
A: The cop

Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs

Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family

Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.